1. What do your “friends” call you: nao... kudo... lloyd perhaps?
2. Age: somewhere in the teens
3. Sex ( since you might be so ugly we can’t tell ): i was a male the last time i checked...
4. Sexual preference: fe-male/wo-men por favor
5. What kind of “scene” music do you enjoy? HAHAHAH: anything that sound m'kay
6. MOVIES??: Napoleon Dynamite, dodgeball, white chicks... haha thats all i can really rememeber.
7. Who’s hotter? – your mom or my mom?: neither, cus we all know i'm the hottest. but i suppose your moms hotter since i cant quite call my mom hot...
8. GAYS OR LESBIANS?!?! or both? ( very important question ): I favor the lesbo side more... but i guess gay's are alright also. so both?
9. Tell us a funny joke. And it has to be funny. Seriously.: this is what guys should do.
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "But what the heck," he says, "I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the customer, "What's the name of your penis?"
The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called 'Nike,' for the slogan, 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his 'Snickers,' because 'It really Satisfies."
The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. The customer asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?"
The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."
The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?"
The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"
A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right, who is sipping a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you call your penis?"
The man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because 'Quality is Job 1.' " Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?"
Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is 'Secret.' Now give me my beer."
The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why secret?"
The customer says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"
10. How gay is Jon on a scale of one to ten?: some where up there!
11. How nice are Esther’s boobs on a scale of one to ten?: mmm you aint that bad easter, i give you that. 7...8....7 1/2 it is.
12. EXACTLY HOW BIG ARE LIZZY’S BOOBS?! ( gigantic is not an acceptable answer ): somewhere between Carmen Electra and Pam Anderson.
13. What do you REALLY think of Esther’s mom?: the first thing that pops in my mind is Robbie. other than that shes coo.
14. Masturbation – good or bad?: muy bien
15. Do you know who David Morrill is? Hot or what?: yes. an odd fellow.
16. Favorite quote of all time: "Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are."- Matt Lauer
17. Who’s the gayest?: not me!
18. What’s cooler – Borders or Barnes & Nobles – and why: i dont really mind, if anything i'll say Borders, cus its closer to my house.
19. Describe yourself in one sentence: jap a nese.
20. Post a picture of yourself, or whatever:
when ultraman was hip
21. POST A RANDOM, COOL PICTURE ( no fucking porno… unless it features lesbians ):