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(no subject) [Jul. 26th, 2004|04:33 pm]
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so. to be incredibly random.

who wants to escort me to best buy/wherehouse/towers tomorrow? the new taking back sunday album comes out, and i'm actually really curious to hear how the cd sounds. um. yeah.



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(no subject) [Jul. 23rd, 2004|09:45 am]
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for_perfection
[mood |accomplished]

ahahaha...

i am SO a member of the Napoleon Dynamite fanclub.

flipping sweet
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I guess since everyones doing this i'll do so tooo... [Jul. 19th, 2004|06:26 pm]
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lloyd_the_loser


1. What do your “friends” call you: nao... kudo... lloyd perhaps?
2. Age: somewhere in the teens
3. Sex ( since you might be so ugly we can’t tell ): i was a male the last time i checked...
4. Sexual preference: fe-male/wo-men por favor
5. What kind of “scene” music do you enjoy? HAHAHAH: anything that sound m'kay
6. MOVIES??: Napoleon Dynamite, dodgeball, white chicks... haha thats all i can really rememeber.
7. Who’s hotter? – your mom or my mom?: neither, cus we all know i'm the hottest. but i suppose your moms hotter since i cant quite call my mom hot...
8. GAYS OR LESBIANS?!?! or both? ( very important question ): I favor the lesbo side more... but i guess gay's are alright also. so both?
9. Tell us a funny joke. And it has to be funny. Seriously.: this is what guys should do.

This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "But what the heck," he says, "I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the customer, "What's the name of your penis?"
The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called 'Nike,' for the slogan, 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his 'Snickers,' because 'It really Satisfies."
The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. The customer asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?"
The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."
The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?"
The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"
A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right, who is sipping a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you call your penis?"
The man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because 'Quality is Job 1.' " Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?"
Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is 'Secret.' Now give me my beer."
The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why secret?"
The customer says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"

10. How gay is Jon on a scale of one to ten?: some where up there!
11. How nice are Esther’s boobs on a scale of one to ten?: mmm you aint that bad easter, i give you that. 7...8....7 1/2 it is.
12. EXACTLY HOW BIG ARE LIZZY’S BOOBS?! ( gigantic is not an acceptable answer ): somewhere between Carmen Electra and Pam Anderson.
13. What do you REALLY think of Esther’s mom?: the first thing that pops in my mind is Robbie. other than that shes coo.
14. Masturbation – good or bad?: muy bien
15. Do you know who David Morrill is? Hot or what?: yes. an odd fellow.
16. Favorite quote of all time: "Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are."- Matt Lauer
17. Who’s the gayest?: not me!
18. What’s cooler – Borders or Barnes & Nobles – and why: i dont really mind, if anything i'll say Borders, cus its closer to my house.
19. Describe yourself in one sentence: jap a nese.
20. Post a picture of yourself, or whatever:

when ultraman was hip
21. POST A RANDOM, COOL PICTURE ( no fucking porno… unless it features lesbians ):

 

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oh why the hell not.. [Jul. 18th, 2004|11:10 pm]
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1brownsockless
[mood |boredbored]
[music |Friday I'm in Love - The Cure]

Application.. woo!Collapse )

i'm not really sure why i bothered to do this.. but.. yeah.
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just because esther told me i should... [Jul. 17th, 2004|10:34 pm]
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for_perfection
[mood |amusedamused]

application. damn you esther. i thought only the guys had to do this.Collapse )
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(no subject) [Jul. 16th, 2004|05:17 pm]
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lloyd_the_loser
I'M THE ASIAN TRUMPET GODDDD!!!!!

.... :) i just hit G above the stafff like crazy! (the second G i mean, the super high one)
soo now i can play THREE freaken octaves BIATCH!!!!!!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAH.... oh and fo jon-a-thong, we need to complete the pokemon song FooOOOooOOOoollll.

-AdIoS

oh and... do i need to fill in them app thingy matey?
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(no subject) [Jul. 16th, 2004|04:57 pm]
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elliair
1. What do your “friends” call you: Ron Jon. Or "gay".
2. Age: Six-to-the-teen.
3. Sex ( since you might be so ugly we can’t tell ): Female.
4. Sexual preference: Girls haha.
5. What kind of “scene” music do you enjoy? HAHAHAH: Um, everything. Yep =).
6. MOVIES??: Napoleon Dynamite, yeah TAKE THAT ESTHER!
7. Who’s hotter? – your mom or my mom?: Definitely, DEFINITELY... not going to answer this question because it is gross.
8. GAYS OR LESBIANS?!?! or both? ( very important question ): Dude.
.
.
.
Both.
9. Tell us a funny joke. And it has to be funny. Seriously.: So a polar bear walks into a bar and he goes to the bartender, "Can I have a.............................................. beer please?" The bartender goes, "Sure, but why the large pause?" And the polar bear goes...

"Don't know, I've always had them."
10. How gay is Jon on a scale of one to ten?: Dude.
.
.
.
Like, zero.
11. How nice are Esther’s boobs on a scale of one to ten?: Dude.
.
.
.
Like, zero.
Haha, just kidding, I can't and won't answer this question. But if you asked me how nice Lizzie's boobs were, they would be an eleven truly for shizzackle.
12. EXACTLY HOW BIG ARE LIZZY’S BOOBS?! ( gigantic is not an acceptable answer ): I think now its a 36 B. Or a 36 C, but I'm pretty sure it's the B now.
13. What do you REALLY think of Esther’s mom?: Dude.
.
.
.
Like, don't ask me this.
14. Masturbation – good or bad?: Is "rAdIcAl" acceptable?
15. Do you know who David Morrill is? Hot or what?: I would fuck him if I were single.
16. Favorite quote of all time: "KOOL KATS! MEOW!!!!!1!!!111"
17. Who’s the gayest?: Dude.
.
.
.
Like, Esther.
18. What’s cooler – Borders or Barnes & Nobles – and why: Actually I'm furiously undecided at the moment because of the fact Borders has a major cool cafe and you can just sit there and talk. And it's big. Um. Both are cooler.
19. Describe yourself in one sentence: Gay.
20. Post a picture of yourself, or whatever: Yes, I am that old. I just lied when I said I was six-to-the-teen.
21. POST A RANDOM, COOL PICTURE ( no fucking porno… unless it features lesbians ): My awesome random picture.
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(no subject) [Jul. 16th, 2004|04:52 pm]
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I JUST GOT A HAIRCUT. Jon says my hair is "dykeishly cool; I like it." Jon & I were looking up some gay movies for tonight's movie night...but we decided to make the ultra-hip application for this community.

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HI GUYS!!! YEAH LIBRARY. [Jul. 15th, 2004|05:30 pm]
the hillsters

postscript__
♥:

I just got off work & I decided to hop over to the Civic Library ( since I work in the building next to it; go green team! ) My computer: still on the operating table.

IMPORTANT NOTE: Queer as Folk equals best. show. ever. I watched an entire season of it in two days ( mm, life with digital cable is good ); seriously addicting. The nudity frequently featured in the show is oddly appealing; what, I don't like porn, for real. Jon thinks the show is hot - I hope Ian & him will act out a scene for me in the future ( ♥!! ).

My brother watches it with me, too. He thinks I'm gay. In fact, he thinks all of you guys are either bisexual or gay. I love us.


ESTHER!!!

P.S. Napoleon Dynamite was dumb.
P.P.S. Ships are dumb.
P.P.P.S. Bulimic rainbows = oh yeah.
P.P.P.P.S. Did I miss anything?
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(no subject) [Jul. 11th, 2004|10:57 pm]
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for_perfection
[mood |pensivepensive]

b and spork (10:54:29 PM): i enjoy photographing myself in my polkadotted undergarments
cRaZiE LiZziE 13 (10:54:35 PM): hahaha
cRaZiE LiZziE 13 (10:54:43 PM): i enjoy your polkadotted undergarments
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